
While surfing through the Protest Warrior website, I log into the Sacramento chapter. To my considerable astonishment, under the position of Chapter President, it reads, "Leader Not Assigned." A button prompts me to consider running for the Chapter President office. With lightning speed, I push "Yes." In the hopes of clinching this lofty and esteemed position, I use the patriotic pseudonym Monroe Jefferson in my application, quipping, "It's time to show those loony liberals what America is all about!"
A few days later I receive an email congratulating me on becoming the new President of the Sacramento Chapter. They refer to me as "Sergeant." This will look incredibly good on my resume.
In the end, I'm not sure who in the article ends up looking worse off.
"Sir, first: Don't criticize my American flag bandana.
Hahahahaha!
The Michael Moore virus is spreading rapidly. Better notify CDC.
I'm pretty sure this is acute Colbertitis. Moore doesn't conceal who he is. His gimmick usually involves interviewing people or driving strange vehicles in public.
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